Golden Pussy & What Women Want

Here we go...sorry for the fantasy story written last time, I just felt a smile or even a laugh was necessary. It would appear some people thought my "Roasting of JSR" was to be taken seriously. I have a dry sense of humor and it clearly wasn't meant to be taken at face value. From what I have heard about JSR and from the unproductive and rude comments his wife and friends have written, JSR clearly has no game and must have a really small dick and be so terrified of the reality of his life. He can't even acknowledge his mishandling of what started out as a renewed friendship. Perhaps all the negative words being thrown at MV (Kate) are merely an attempt to avoid the real problems in your life and your marriage.
I will try to respect everyone's privacy as I tell some of my stories. If for some reason, it sounds like I am talking about you, a friend of yours, or you think I am making something up, I apologize. I think I may have stumbled upon something last night.
Why is it that so many women think that a ring is the golden ticket? That the bigger the size of the diamond is a man's way showing of his love or is it suppose to be equilvant to the size of his golden dick? Sandra Bullock and Elin Woods both had rings, massive diamonds and look what good it did them. Perhaps their husbands had golden dicks but clearly their wives weren't seeing any action.
I have watched many of my male friends get hitched, have kids, create a perfect little family and then years later come to find out life wasn't all that perfect. That for some reason they were mislead into the idea of marriage. Marriages are rarely perfect; they take work, as does any relationship. But, thinking that a piece of bling is your safety net is not wise. Like I stated last week, there was a reason why JSR decided to reconnect with MV and introduce her to your family. Why someone spends their time playing childish games like Farmville or Mafia Wars while in bed with their perfect spouse says something is far from perfect in la la land. Why you (wife) feel the need to defend your husband’s actions says something about your lack of self-esteem. Own up to your mistakes and JSR's.
Now back to the story of the possible "one." As I was thinking of what may have been possibly "the one", I thought about my past. I thought about all the dates I went on, and why some of them I pushed away. After re-living some of them it hit me!!! I was the "nice guy" with her!!! She didn't want that! She was a single mother and needed toughness...DUH!!!
You women need to answer a few questions for us guys though. Why do you tell us: you are tired of the games and want to settle down? Looking for a gentleman, tired of the one night stands, want a man that can show his emotions, not scared to be himself, ready for commitment, and so on. Here’s the truth: you may want all of these things but when is it right for us to show this side? I have been on hundreds of dates, bunches of one nighters, and some relationships on the way. What you really want from us is to masturbate your mind until you fall for us, then we are allowed to show a softer side. You say you are tired of "the games" but in reality, you NEED them!! You want that "bad boy" with a soft side...but if he tells you he likes you before you like him, Poof* run away!! I know I have done that a thousand times. Is there a correct time to say certain things? Here’s an example: (woman) I am tired of the games and I'm looking for a commitment and someone who will be open with his feelings. When are we allowed to answer this the way we really feel? Well, let me tell you, I NEVER, I MEAN NEVER would have answered some of her questions the way I did. But I am just plain tired of waking up with someone different every weekend. I want someone I can tell how my day was, make plans for the following weekend, know you are there if I need you (or vise versa), cook for you, help you fix things, do all the silly things couples do. I am what you would call a "man's man" I live the life some dream about or are envious of. But with all the multiple women, different dates, fun, sex, variety, there is something missing...I would throw it all away for what most of you take for granite. (Someone to grow old with) I just want that "last first kiss, that last first date"...
The thing is this, I could have gone on other dates and perhaps they didn't want to play games. I have never opened up like that! Especially that soon...everyone who knows me or dated me was amazed at how I was acting. I was played. Usually I am the one to run. A taste of my own medicine. If she only knew how I really was, maybe things would have gone differently. We are still talking now, but I need to play the stupid games until she's ready. But it may be too late, I tire easily and I may be the one to change my mind. Women and their games!!
The Man